The adventures of a BBW
Welcome to my Blog!
Hello, and welcome! My name is Jade, and I am conducting a summer-long sexual experiment.
I created a Bucket List of things I want to do before the summer is over. This list contains basic to pretty steamy things I am dying to do during the summer months. As a new friend of mine puts it: "Anything from Mild to Wild". I love that!
Part of my Bucket List includes being an exhibitionist-- and this is certainly a form of exhibitionism! I am going to document each of the 69 things on my "Fucket List" as they happen. And part of the excitement is that I am giving myself nearly 4 &1/2 months to complete it.
Here in my blog you will find my "Fucket List", helpful hints I discover from my experiences and of course... dirty, steamy and very real stories. This blog is not intended to be pages of amateur porn, though I am sure at certain points I will have some great, detailed stories for you!
The purpose of this blog is to be liberating.
Liberating for me because I have felt sexually repressed for a long time.
Liberating for my friends out there who are still struggling with their sexual independence.
And liberating for you, my new friends, who maybe need a little encouragement to experiment!
Below is an explanation, my sexual background and of course a few rules I will be following throughout the summer!
Above are tabs to the dirtiest and most intimate parts of my life. The "Fucket List". Explicit Stories. Daily Blog. Lists of "things about me".
Feel free to comment. Share your stories. Nothing about this Blog will be PG, so please keep that in mind when you read this at work! ;)
....Here we go!
I created a Bucket List of things I want to do before the summer is over. This list contains basic to pretty steamy things I am dying to do during the summer months. As a new friend of mine puts it: "Anything from Mild to Wild". I love that!
Part of my Bucket List includes being an exhibitionist-- and this is certainly a form of exhibitionism! I am going to document each of the 69 things on my "Fucket List" as they happen. And part of the excitement is that I am giving myself nearly 4 &1/2 months to complete it.
Here in my blog you will find my "Fucket List", helpful hints I discover from my experiences and of course... dirty, steamy and very real stories. This blog is not intended to be pages of amateur porn, though I am sure at certain points I will have some great, detailed stories for you!
The purpose of this blog is to be liberating.
Liberating for me because I have felt sexually repressed for a long time.
Liberating for my friends out there who are still struggling with their sexual independence.
And liberating for you, my new friends, who maybe need a little encouragement to experiment!
Below is an explanation, my sexual background and of course a few rules I will be following throughout the summer!
Above are tabs to the dirtiest and most intimate parts of my life. The "Fucket List". Explicit Stories. Daily Blog. Lists of "things about me".
Feel free to comment. Share your stories. Nothing about this Blog will be PG, so please keep that in mind when you read this at work! ;)
....Here we go!
...What is a "Fucket List"?
You may be pondering this very question. I am not sure if anyone has coined the term "Fucket List", but the premise is... a sexual bucket list. Sixty-nine things I want to do in the bedroom (or other places!) before I die.
I jokingly mentioned this concept to a friend a few weeks back: 69 things I want to experience in a set amount of time. To my surprise, my friends were very encouraging of the concept and soon enough the ideas began to fly! We proceeded to set guidelines, and here is what we came up with:
The IDEA: Complete all 69 things on my "Fucket List".
The TIMELINE: Complete all 69 things by my birthday, September 22nd. (Today is 5/12/12)
The BLOG: Write about my encounters in detail.
My (Sexual) Background
Well... I thought it'd be important to tell you about my sexual past so you can understand my present needs. :)
I just got out of a 3 year relationship-- and in that relationship, I lost pieces of myself slowly. That is not to say I did not love him, and that I did not enjoy our 3 years together... but I heard this quote once, and I am not sure where it came from... but it applies profoundly to my situation: "We shave pieces of ourselves off in order to fit together, like puzzle pieces."
One of the notches I carved out of myself in order to fit the puzzle, was in my sex life.
I am a very sexual person and I have been that way since I can remember:
Playing doctor with my childhood best friend under the sheets in the basement...
Being turned on in the middle of High School English Lit class...
Once, I masturbated to Usher's 8701 album because the moaning in one of the tracks was soo hot. "U Don't Have to Call" STILL turns me on at the thought.
My sexual attraction is not just for men. I love being with women too.
When I was in High School I wanted to be a free-lance sex educator. Sue Johanson was my idol.
When playing M*A*S*H as a middleschooler, my top "occupation" was a toss up between stripper and porn star.
Over the years, I slowly shed these urges because my partner was not as sexual as I... Not happening again!
Q&A Session:
I am going to answer the inevitable question on everyone's mind first :)
"When did I swipe my v-card?" (or however people ask that awkward question)
I lost my virginity on a horse farm in NH to my boyfriend of the time. We were both 15 years old, the room was dim, the air was thick with sexual tension and my partner was perfect in every way. That night we had anal sex followed by life-altering, hot, quivering sex. I couldn't have asked for a better experience and a better boyfriend to have lost my virginity to. That same summer I had sex nearly 3 times a day until Fall came around and we separated.
You like women? What does that mean?
Not only do I like women; I love them. I dated a woman for 4 years, albeit on and off in the last year. She was wonderful, the sex was hot. Really, really hot. She however was still half in the closet and it tore us apart. That, and she slept with someone else.
Have you ever hooked up randomly?
...Once.
Until the end of my most recent relationship, I didn't think that sex outside of a relationship was something I was...interested in? I am very much okay with people hooking up randomly, but it just wasn't for me. I guess you can say that my heart has a direct connection to my vagina. I did however break this rule once in college. Completely uncharacteristic of myself-- I stayed after at a frat party and made out for hours with a frat boy and had sex with him later that week. I felt really slutty... and realized I didn't mind it as much as I thought I would.
The BIG question.
Why a Sex Bucket List?
Simple...I am single, 23 years old and my sex life for the last year of my relationship was V-A-N-I-L-L-A.
I just got out of a 3 year relationship-- and in that relationship, I lost pieces of myself slowly. That is not to say I did not love him, and that I did not enjoy our 3 years together... but I heard this quote once, and I am not sure where it came from... but it applies profoundly to my situation: "We shave pieces of ourselves off in order to fit together, like puzzle pieces."
One of the notches I carved out of myself in order to fit the puzzle, was in my sex life.
I am a very sexual person and I have been that way since I can remember:
Playing doctor with my childhood best friend under the sheets in the basement...
Being turned on in the middle of High School English Lit class...
Once, I masturbated to Usher's 8701 album because the moaning in one of the tracks was soo hot. "U Don't Have to Call" STILL turns me on at the thought.
My sexual attraction is not just for men. I love being with women too.
When I was in High School I wanted to be a free-lance sex educator. Sue Johanson was my idol.
When playing M*A*S*H as a middleschooler, my top "occupation" was a toss up between stripper and porn star.
Over the years, I slowly shed these urges because my partner was not as sexual as I... Not happening again!
Q&A Session:
I am going to answer the inevitable question on everyone's mind first :)
"When did I swipe my v-card?" (or however people ask that awkward question)
I lost my virginity on a horse farm in NH to my boyfriend of the time. We were both 15 years old, the room was dim, the air was thick with sexual tension and my partner was perfect in every way. That night we had anal sex followed by life-altering, hot, quivering sex. I couldn't have asked for a better experience and a better boyfriend to have lost my virginity to. That same summer I had sex nearly 3 times a day until Fall came around and we separated.
You like women? What does that mean?
Not only do I like women; I love them. I dated a woman for 4 years, albeit on and off in the last year. She was wonderful, the sex was hot. Really, really hot. She however was still half in the closet and it tore us apart. That, and she slept with someone else.
Have you ever hooked up randomly?
...Once.
Until the end of my most recent relationship, I didn't think that sex outside of a relationship was something I was...interested in? I am very much okay with people hooking up randomly, but it just wasn't for me. I guess you can say that my heart has a direct connection to my vagina. I did however break this rule once in college. Completely uncharacteristic of myself-- I stayed after at a frat party and made out for hours with a frat boy and had sex with him later that week. I felt really slutty... and realized I didn't mind it as much as I thought I would.
The BIG question.
Why a Sex Bucket List?
Simple...I am single, 23 years old and my sex life for the last year of my relationship was V-A-N-I-L-L-A.
The Cardinal Rules.
I had to set some rules for myself-- otherwise this may get out of hand.
Cardinal Rule #1: I will not have any sexual encounter with someone who is already in a relationship!
Cardinal Rule #2: This blog will be anonymous. I will remain anonymous, and all names of those involved will be changed.
Cardinal Rule #3: I will be honest with every party involved and will ask permission to share our sexual encounters.
Cardinal Rule#4: No drugs. None. Nada. Zilch.